i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
On a scale of 1 to Leonardo DiCaprio, how unappreciated are you?
Michelle from Destiny’s Child.
Every member of Cherish.
Chris Browns lawyer
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”